come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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