Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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