thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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