Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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