I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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