Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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