I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
my shit smells like andre
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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