I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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