Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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