If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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