He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
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