Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
