It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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