Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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