This girl is more easily done than said...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
