I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
