Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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