Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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