nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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