You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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