all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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