Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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