its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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