3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
True but thats because hes a fetus.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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