Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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