I'd wear matching sweaters with you
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It's blow job season.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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