I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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