You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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