do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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