He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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