Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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