Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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