If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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