So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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