If i come over, it means nothing
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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