Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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