Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He passed out mid-signature
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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