He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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