i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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