You're so nebulous sometimes
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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