I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
this hospital has no fireball
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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