he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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