I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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