Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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