More tranny stories later!
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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