that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Panties = found
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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