Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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