im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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