Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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