Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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