I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize