Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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