just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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