Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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