I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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