But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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