yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
