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I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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